so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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