Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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