Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It's just like the Real World with babies
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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