So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Randomize
