Welp...herpes.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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