dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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