Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
