The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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