Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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