He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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