Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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