Midget sex pt 2 tonight
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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