i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I cut my penus on the lid.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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