can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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