sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
