it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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