Where did you get a picture of my penis
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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