You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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