Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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