YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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