did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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