You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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