i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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