Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize