Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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