I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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