4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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