If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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