Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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