Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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