I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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