Already got asked if we're dating
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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