is wine microwaveable?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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