Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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