I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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