i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I have post one night stand depression
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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