I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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