What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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