Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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