I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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