he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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