i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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