Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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