she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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