I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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