he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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