I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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