Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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