id be glad to
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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