we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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