Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
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I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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