her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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