? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
she smelled like a LAN party
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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