just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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