porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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