Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Fuck appropriateness.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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